Tuesday, August 12, 2008

alien jesus

i really live for stories like this. thank the heavens above for the the publication that is the weekly universe for enlightening the human element:




Jesus Christ is an extraterrestrial hyperspace alien -- and he's turning people into aliens!
That's the astounding bombshell revelation of Ronald F. Avery -- who was himself born of woman yet made alien by Jesus! -- as told in his book, Alien Physics -- and in a shocking and exclusive interview with the Weekly Universe!
Explained Avery exclusively to the Weekly Universe: "Jesus is the first extraterrestrial hyperspace alien to visit planet Earth. He was sent to Earth by Eternal Space or his father, which is God. Jesus was conceived by eternal space, and born of a virgin.
"They are the one and only means of traveling to the galaxies eternally or of continually inhabiting any place at all. This process of transformation from a mortal creature into an immortal creature is completely executed by them, not by us.
"Since all things were contained within the physical body of Christ Jesus, all things that he did were done by all things in Heaven and Earth. When Christ died on a cross, all things in Heaven and Earth died. When Christ was resurrected from the dead, all things in Heaven and on Earth were raised from the dead. When Christ ascended back into eternal space from which he came, he took all things in Heaven and Earth back with him, reconciling all things unto God.
"These acts by Christ are called the 'operation of God' by Saint Paul in the New Testament.
"[Jesus] had two capacities that made it possible to operate upon all of space and all things therein: the power to implete or fill all space, and the power to envelop or contain all space. With the containment of all space comes the containment of all time or eternal life in the galaxies. All things that he did were operations upon the whole of space, matter and life."
Avery said this 'operation' transformed him into a hyperspace alien. "I was transformed into an alien by going through the stargate opened by [Jesus]. All people on Earth have been 'operated' upon and can go through this stargate. It is better than Sagan's Black Holes, or as he would say: 'Einstein-Rosen Worm Holes.'
"Einstein's folded universe is unnecessary and useless. The cosmic speed limit of light has been exceeded. All mankind now has a means of traveling to the galaxies eternally. ..

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

So in all actuality God is what superalien the king of aliens?? That does explain somethings. Does Tom Cruise know about this?? Has he been taken? Wait if he had he would of come back "superalien" I don't think that is what they intended for the human race?