Thursday, August 14, 2008

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the true intelligences must be telemundo fans:



ALIEN APPEARS OUT OF THIN AIR -- STOPS MAN FROM TURNING OFF TV!

"Jesus" was just minding his own business, watching TV, when a "clear white alien with clear eyes" appeared suddenly before him -- out of thin air!
Jesus was so shocked and petrified that he didn't move! He literally "froze" in fear! "I remember, two years ago, when I was watching TV, I decided to turn of the television -- when a clear white alien, with clear eyes and a smile, just appeared to me!"

http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2007/clearalien.htm

Japan Confronts Space Alien Invasion Plans
December 21, 2007: The Japanese Minister of Defense is calling for efforts to work out the military and legal issues that would result if Japanese were attacked by extraterrestrials. Two members of the Japanese cabinet have expressed personal beliefs in the existence of extraterrestrials out there, somewhere. Because of Japans 1947 constitution, there are restrictions on what actions the military can take. Basically, the Japanese military is, technically, a purely defensive force. But an extraterrestrial invasion might play out in ways that would find the Japanese military prevented, by lawyers, from moving against an extraterrestrial menace.

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