AACCOA

here is a subculture group that deserves more attention as well as some common encounter classifications that exist under the periphery of mainstream cultural experience:



The acronym AACCOA stands for Alien Abduction Crisis Centers of America. They are groups of Born Again Spirit Filled Christians who God has placed all over America and other places on Terra (Earth). Each person in the list below is dedicated to helping anyone who wants to become free from the alien abduction phenomena; whether you've only had one experience, or it is a life's phenomena, it can be terminated forever. They have listed each person by geographical location so that you can choose someone who is closer to where you are. But even if you choose a counselor for a different reason, you can rest assured that you will be treated with the respect and dignity that you deserve.


TYPES OF CE (Close Encounter) CLASSIFICATIONS:
Type A: When an entity or humanoid is seen inside or on top of an object or unidentified aircraft.
Type B: When an entity or humanoid is seen entering or exiting a UFO.
Type C: When an entity or humanoid is seen in the immediate vicinity of a UFO.
Type D: When an entity or humanoid is seen in the same area where UFOs or unknown objects have been reported.
Type E: When an entity or humanoid is seen alone, without related UFO activity (Example: bedroom visitation).
Type F: When there is a "psychic" contact between entities or humanoids, but an entity or humanoid is not necessarily seen.
Type G: When there is direct contact or interaction between a witness or witnesses and a humanoid or entity; either involuntary, as a result of a forced abduction, or as a voluntary contact.
Type H: When there is a report of an alleged crash or forced landing of a UFO with recovery of its occupants, or when an anomalous entity is captured or killed either by a witness or military personnel.

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND: IT IS REALITY THAT IS MALFUNCTIONING!" Robert Anton Wilson

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http://www.alienabductions247.com/2008/February/Alien-Abduction-ReportsThree-Ways-to-Tell-if-you-Have-Been-Abducted.htm

How to Make a UFO Report. Here are some tips & suggestions on how to make it an easy task.

Make a note of the exact date and time you saw the object. Write down any and everything you saw. Make a drawing if possible.
List all witnesses' names, addresses, and phone numbers. Provide ages and occupations when possible.
Give your exact location at the time of the sighting; Street address, city, state, & country.
Describe the weather. Was it sunny? Overcast? Raining? A clear night? Full moon?
In what part of the sky was the UFO located? North, South, East, West? On the horizon, straight overhead, or somewhere in between?
Did the UFO move? How far and how fast? Describe its movements in detail.
Describe the appearance of the UFO; its shape, size, distance from you and above the ground, color, texture, sound. Draw a picture of it or get someone else to.
Describe the area in which you made the sighting. Is it near an airport? An Air Force Base? A military or research installation of any kind?
Write a narrative describing what happened in your own words, just as it happened.
If there were other witnesses, have each of them write their own report, without consulting with each other. Have one person collect all of the sighting reports.
If you wish to report the sighting to your local authorities or to the military, then do so. Remember, distribute only copies of reports or photos. Do not give the originals to anyone. Make a copy of everything related to the sighting.
Contact the National UFO Reporting Center or other reporting agency in you area.

The Watchers prefer being: as in , being the hair that stands on the back of your neck when you are alone but know that you are not; as in, the worm that sucks the breath from your lungs; as in, the stasis that clenches your swollen bowel.

alien jesus

i really live for stories like this. thank the heavens above for the the publication that is the weekly universe for enlightening the human element:

Jesus Christ is an extraterrestrial hyperspace alien -- and he's turning people into aliens!
That's the astounding bombshell revelation of Ronald F. Avery -- who was himself born of woman yet made alien by Jesus! -- as told in his book, Alien Physics -- and in a shocking and exclusive interview with the Weekly Universe!

Explained Avery exclusively to the Weekly Universe: "Jesus is the first extraterrestrial hyperspace alien to visit planet Earth. He was sent to Earth by Eternal Space or his father, which is God. Jesus was conceived by eternal space, and born of a virgin.
"They are the one and only means of traveling to the galaxies eternally or of continually inhabiting any place at all. This process of transformation from a mortal creature into an immortal creature is completely executed by them, not by us.
"Since all things were contained within the physical body of Christ Jesus, all things that he did were done by all things in Heaven and Earth. When Christ died on a cross, all things in Heaven and Earth died. When Christ was resurrected from the dead, all things in Heaven and on Earth were raised from the dead. When Christ ascended back into eternal space from which he came, he took all things in Heaven and Earth back with him, reconciling all things unto God.
"These acts by Christ are called the 'operation of God' by Saint Paul in the New Testament.
"[Jesus] had two capacities that made it possible to operate upon all of space and all things therein: the power to implete or fill all space, and the power to envelop or contain all space. With the containment of all space comes the containment of all time or eternal life in the galaxies. All things that he did were operations upon the whole of space, matter and life."
Avery said this 'operation' transformed him into a hyperspace alien. "I was transformed into an alien by going through the stargate opened by [Jesus]. All people on Earth have been 'operated' upon and can go through this stargate. It is better than Sagan's Black Holes, or as he would say: 'Einstein-Rosen Worm Holes.'
"Einstein's folded universe is unnecessary and useless. The cosmic speed limit of light has been exceeded. All mankind now has a means of traveling to the galaxies eternally. ..

http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2003/avery.htm

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prepubescent wonder alive with gaseous toxicity, a shinsplint in the eye of the leg of god.

"What the flying saucers are doing is erroding faith in science, they are an antidote to the scientific paradigm that has evolved over the past 400 years and which has led us to the brink of global catastrophe." Terence Mckenna

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Thousands of individuals are abducted by aliens each year.
Who do the aliens choose, and why haven't they chosen you?:

Here are some clues that you may in fact have had an outer-worldy encounter or have gone on an outerplanetary joyride as of late:

--Waking up paralyzed with a sense of a strange person or presence or something else in the room.
--Experiencing a period of time of an hour or more, in which you were apparently lost, but you could not remember why, or where you had been.
--Seeing unusual lights or balls of light in a room without knowing what was causing them, or where they came from.
--Finding puzzling scars on your body and neither you nor anyone else remembering how you received them or where you got them.
--Feeling that you were actually flying through the air although you didn't know why or how.

molecular uprising bonanza

Two Commandments for the Molecular Age: Thou shalt not alter the consciousness of thy fellow men. Thou shalt not prevent thy fellow man from altering his or her own consciousness. --dedroidify.blogspot

mark the words of the lonely and ambiguous...

take a long walk off a short pier from the upper deck of a capriciated house boat.

my pillar rests in orbit.