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ALIEN APPEARS OUT OF THIN AIR -- STOPS MAN FROM TURNING OFF TV!

"Jesus" was just minding his own business, watching TV, when a "clear white alien with clear eyes" appeared suddenly before him -- out of thin air!
Jesus was so shocked and petrified that he didn't move! He literally "froze" in fear! "I remember, two years ago, when I was watching TV, I decided to turn of the television -- when a clear white alien, with clear eyes and a smile, just appeared to me!"

http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2007/clearalien.htm

Japan Confronts Space Alien Invasion Plans
December 21, 2007: The Japanese Minister of Defense is calling for efforts to work out the military and legal issues that would result if Japanese were attacked by extraterrestrials. Two members of the Japanese cabinet have expressed personal beliefs in the existence of extraterrestrials out there, somewhere. Because of Japans 1947 constitution, there are restrictions on what actions the military can take. Basically, the Japanese military is, technically, a purely defensive force. But an extraterrestrial invasion might play out in ways that would find the Japanese military prevented, by lawyers, from moving against an extraterrestrial menace.

moonraker

some of my favorite topics involve extraterrestrials and the bible, the alien belief subculture, space-time continuity, and what former astronauts have to say regarding 3rd contact. here are soem short gleamings regarding those things:

In The UFO - Jesus Connection, author David E. Twichell shows how aliens have interacted with people since the days of Biblical contact with angels. The ancient astronaut and Biblical UFO hypotheses are not new. However, Twichell claims no one seems to want to take the matter to the next logical step. As Twichell states,"If Ezekiel's 'wheel within a wheel and Moses' pillar of fire and cloud' were forerunners of today's UFOs, then the Star of Bethlehem and the brilliant cloud to which Jesus ascended must be treated in the same vein."

David E. Twichell makes the connection between what you think you know about the Bible, UFO's, and Jesus' life and times and what you were always told was so, much more interesting and a lot more exciting! He also adds his own poignant encounter(s) with the unexplained for more than good reason.

UFOs exist, the proof is undeniable. Thousands of people make reports yearly of strange lights performing impossible maneuvers that traditional earth-bound aircraft, commercial, military, etc; could never accomplish. While most of the world's governments try to deny the reality of their existence, they blame the sightings on natural aerial phenomenon, the planet Venus, swamp gas, weather balloons or mass hysteria.
Whether you buy into the culturally biased, mass-media induced viewpoints, or if you choose to think on your own; there is one ultimate truth that the world is afraid to accept...the reality that we are not alone in the universe, the proof is here, the proof is real, accept the truth...Aliens the Truth.---http://www.aliensthetruth.com

FORMER NASA astronaut and moon-walker Dr Edgar Mitchell - a veteran of the Apollo 14 mission - has stunningly claimed aliens exist.
And he says extra-terrestrials have visited Earth on several occasions - but the alien contact has been repeatedly covered up by governments for six decades.
Dr Mitchell, 77, said during a radio interview that sources at the space agency who had had contact with aliens described the beings as 'little people who look strange to us.'
He said supposedly real-life ET's were similar to the traditional image of a small frame, large eyes and head.
He claimed our technology is "not nearly as sophisticated" as theirs and "had they been hostile", he warned "we would have been gone by now".
Dr Mitchell, along with with Apollo 14 commander Alan Shepard, holds the record for the longest ever moon walk, at nine hours and 17 minutes during their 1971 mission.
"I happen to have been privileged enough to be in on the fact that we've been visited on this planet and the UFO phenomena is real," Dr Mitchell said.

NASA’s response was brief:
"NASA does not track UFOs. NASA is not involved in any sort of cover-up about alien life on this planet or anywhere in the universe. Dr Mitchell is a great American, but we do not share his opinions on this issue."

High energy collisions by the nearly-completed Large Hadron Collider (LHC) may be able to generate particles that are sensitive to dimensions beyond our four dimensional space-time. These exotic particles, called Kaluza-Klein gravitons, would be highly sensitive to the geometry of extra-dimensions, giving scientists an idea about what lies beyond our universe. If these particles are detected, and if their characteristics can be measured, then perhaps the extra dimensions predicted by string theory may be proven to exist…http://www.universetoday.com/2008/02/04/large-hadron-collider-may-help-us-glimpse-into-another-dimension/

Beings of Light" are mentioned by abductees and reported on in various books, including Passport to the Cosmos by Dr. John Mack and in Linda Moulton Howe's book, Glimpses of Other Realities Volume II, among others. Some abductees have been told by the aliens that the "beings of light" are in a transitional state from their dimension to ours. Perhaps these beings were in transition.

people being people being an abstraction

might human consciousness be nothing more than an alien experiment or fabrication? i'm certainly not ruling it out, what with the products of our minds being insurance products, cats on a leash, and daytime soap operas to name just a few:

This National Identity Crisis is brought to you by the logo somewhere on the computer you're staring into, the washing machine in your basement, the state-of-the-art bagless vacuum in your closet next to that good ol’ pair of Air Jordans that you still like to wear when you run out to pick up a case of Heineken and a tub of KFC for the Giants game you simply have to watch. It’s not your fault America, somewhere the Dream just quietly turned into a Nightmare. And now that we all know that marketers make tons of money by turning us into Logo Slaves, maybe we can start thinking for ourselves, even if it’s just a little bit. Ask yourself, do you really love the car you drive or do you love it because other people think you should love it and are willing to finance you to insure that you do?

http://www.realitysandwich.com/

AACCOA

here is a subculture group that deserves more attention as well as some common encounter classifications that exist under the periphery of mainstream cultural experience:



The acronym AACCOA stands for Alien Abduction Crisis Centers of America. They are groups of Born Again Spirit Filled Christians who God has placed all over America and other places on Terra (Earth). Each person in the list below is dedicated to helping anyone who wants to become free from the alien abduction phenomena; whether you've only had one experience, or it is a life's phenomena, it can be terminated forever. They have listed each person by geographical location so that you can choose someone who is closer to where you are. But even if you choose a counselor for a different reason, you can rest assured that you will be treated with the respect and dignity that you deserve.


TYPES OF CE (Close Encounter) CLASSIFICATIONS:
Type A: When an entity or humanoid is seen inside or on top of an object or unidentified aircraft.
Type B: When an entity or humanoid is seen entering or exiting a UFO.
Type C: When an entity or humanoid is seen in the immediate vicinity of a UFO.
Type D: When an entity or humanoid is seen in the same area where UFOs or unknown objects have been reported.
Type E: When an entity or humanoid is seen alone, without related UFO activity (Example: bedroom visitation).
Type F: When there is a "psychic" contact between entities or humanoids, but an entity or humanoid is not necessarily seen.
Type G: When there is direct contact or interaction between a witness or witnesses and a humanoid or entity; either involuntary, as a result of a forced abduction, or as a voluntary contact.
Type H: When there is a report of an alleged crash or forced landing of a UFO with recovery of its occupants, or when an anomalous entity is captured or killed either by a witness or military personnel.

DO NOT ADJUST YOUR MIND: IT IS REALITY THAT IS MALFUNCTIONING!" Robert Anton Wilson

when in rome...

http://www.alienabductions247.com/2008/February/Alien-Abduction-ReportsThree-Ways-to-Tell-if-you-Have-Been-Abducted.htm

How to Make a UFO Report. Here are some tips & suggestions on how to make it an easy task.

Make a note of the exact date and time you saw the object. Write down any and everything you saw. Make a drawing if possible.
List all witnesses' names, addresses, and phone numbers. Provide ages and occupations when possible.
Give your exact location at the time of the sighting; Street address, city, state, & country.
Describe the weather. Was it sunny? Overcast? Raining? A clear night? Full moon?
In what part of the sky was the UFO located? North, South, East, West? On the horizon, straight overhead, or somewhere in between?
Did the UFO move? How far and how fast? Describe its movements in detail.
Describe the appearance of the UFO; its shape, size, distance from you and above the ground, color, texture, sound. Draw a picture of it or get someone else to.
Describe the area in which you made the sighting. Is it near an airport? An Air Force Base? A military or research installation of any kind?
Write a narrative describing what happened in your own words, just as it happened.
If there were other witnesses, have each of them write their own report, without consulting with each other. Have one person collect all of the sighting reports.
If you wish to report the sighting to your local authorities or to the military, then do so. Remember, distribute only copies of reports or photos. Do not give the originals to anyone. Make a copy of everything related to the sighting.
Contact the National UFO Reporting Center or other reporting agency in you area.

The Watchers prefer being: as in , being the hair that stands on the back of your neck when you are alone but know that you are not; as in, the worm that sucks the breath from your lungs; as in, the stasis that clenches your swollen bowel.

alien jesus

i really live for stories like this. thank the heavens above for the the publication that is the weekly universe for enlightening the human element:

Jesus Christ is an extraterrestrial hyperspace alien -- and he's turning people into aliens!
That's the astounding bombshell revelation of Ronald F. Avery -- who was himself born of woman yet made alien by Jesus! -- as told in his book, Alien Physics -- and in a shocking and exclusive interview with the Weekly Universe!

Explained Avery exclusively to the Weekly Universe: "Jesus is the first extraterrestrial hyperspace alien to visit planet Earth. He was sent to Earth by Eternal Space or his father, which is God. Jesus was conceived by eternal space, and born of a virgin.
"They are the one and only means of traveling to the galaxies eternally or of continually inhabiting any place at all. This process of transformation from a mortal creature into an immortal creature is completely executed by them, not by us.
"Since all things were contained within the physical body of Christ Jesus, all things that he did were done by all things in Heaven and Earth. When Christ died on a cross, all things in Heaven and Earth died. When Christ was resurrected from the dead, all things in Heaven and on Earth were raised from the dead. When Christ ascended back into eternal space from which he came, he took all things in Heaven and Earth back with him, reconciling all things unto God.
"These acts by Christ are called the 'operation of God' by Saint Paul in the New Testament.
"[Jesus] had two capacities that made it possible to operate upon all of space and all things therein: the power to implete or fill all space, and the power to envelop or contain all space. With the containment of all space comes the containment of all time or eternal life in the galaxies. All things that he did were operations upon the whole of space, matter and life."
Avery said this 'operation' transformed him into a hyperspace alien. "I was transformed into an alien by going through the stargate opened by [Jesus]. All people on Earth have been 'operated' upon and can go through this stargate. It is better than Sagan's Black Holes, or as he would say: 'Einstein-Rosen Worm Holes.'
"Einstein's folded universe is unnecessary and useless. The cosmic speed limit of light has been exceeded. All mankind now has a means of traveling to the galaxies eternally. ..

http://www.weeklyuniverse.com/2003/avery.htm